Thanks for coming here and being interested in the novel. That's cool and I'm glad. However, there's some copyright stuff I just want to make clear!

This novel's online because I'm happy for anyone to read it - by all means print it, e-mail it, pass it on etc. to people you know, or people you don't - just always make sure it has the copyright written on it. More importantly, it's my book and my ideas, so don't steal any of them for the sake of it. It's pretty easy to write your own stuff, just takes a bit of patience.

Read on computer or paper? I wouldn't want you to mess your eyes up reading all this on the computer - then again, it's a lot of paper to print off, so I'll leave it up to you.
(I'd probably side with the paper, just make sure you print double-sided!)

Right-click & "save target as" to download.  Enjoy!